The first thing he said to me was, "Are you going to mow your yard anytime soon?"

Now I admit the yard needed it, but the funny was I had just called my friend to mow that day but his mower was broken.

Then my landlord finds out our dogs are supposed to be inside (which we had JUST let them in to eat) and starts yelling at me outside.

We live in a neighborhood with a lot of elder residents so we start to get an audience outside as he yells at me, "It looks like a bunch of d** n*** live here."

All I could do was stare in shock and think I'm giving this biggot money to live in his house.