Old fart racer


Road Rage

By Observer of Rudeness, Section News
Posted on Tue May 15, 2007 at 02:51:21 PM EST

I could write a book on how many morons are on the road but I don't have enough time!
One day while out running errands I was on one of those roads that merge from 2 to 1 and this old man with his hat on backwards (TRYING TO LOOK YOUNG) was speeding in his Porshe and I was the first in the line of traffic and this old fart flew by me after the lane was already ONE lane.  He almost hit my car JUST to rush by to get ahead of all the cars like it was a contest or race.  WHY is it most people will almost kill themselves JUST to be the first at the light? It only makes them look foolish and childish!

I HATE it when these no brained cows will drive behind me and come SO CLOSE to my bumper like the closer they are to my cars behind the faster they will get to point B!  Like when I am at the light I ALWAYS have some blonde cow chewing clown fly right up to my car and she is SOOO CLOSE I can hardly see her!!  When I move up to make space between her and I she moves up.  Every inch I move up so does the bimbo!  WHYYY MUST IDIOTS BE SO CLOSE TO OTHERS BUMPERS???  There should be a certian amount of space between you and the car in front of you.  You should be able to see the persons tires in front of you BUT EVERYONE thus far has always been driving right up my behind!!
I one time opened my window and yelled back at this OLD hag to MOVE BACK OFF MY BUMPER and she ignorantly kept moving up!!  No wonderthere's road rage. One day this old woman and that old fart and yes even those cud chewing bimbos will meet up with someone who has deep mental problems and when they drive right up to their bumper.. BAMB!!  They will have a fist against their face!!
EVERYONE is in this secret race and what's worse is women in SUV'S!!  They speed the worse and with  children in the back seat! They will force themselves in front of cars (again the merging lane) and just HAVE to get one BIG car ahead! They are either yapping on the cell phone the whole time or putting on make up driving up my behind!!  I mean there IS a SPEED LIMIT!! Iknow most of them are just stupid BUT I am NOT getting a ticket because some cow behind me in the suv HAS to drive 20 MPH OVER the limit! It'll be ME who gets the ticket not the cow! I mean I am not willing to do SOMETHING to get out of a ticket!
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Old fart racer | 9 comments (9 topical, 0 hidden) | Post A Comment
tailgating... (none / 0) (#1)
by stubblehead on Tue May 15, 2007 at 08:15:22 PM EST
you need to install a second windshield washer, behind the back window, aimed to spray up & back so it will it the car behind you that drives too close ... then fill it w/ red food dye.

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Old Racer Guys......... (none / 0) (#2)
by Memphis Sport Rider on Tue May 15, 2007 at 09:28:47 PM EST
Speaking of old guys in fast cars driving like they're in an autocross, has anyone seen the old guy speeding around the Summer Ave.-White Station-I-40 area?

He drives a blue Volkswagen Golf GTi R32 hatchback, and every time I see him, he's flying around some curves.

You can hear the exhaust note of that car half a mile away.  It sounds really good, by the way- like a race car's exhaust.

I see him at least once a week flying around those curves on White Station in between Rich and Sam Cooper, or entering I-40 from Summer, railing that curve.

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When you said Old Fart Racer (none / 0) (#3)
by Observer of Rudeness on Tue May 15, 2007 at 10:44:47 PM EST
it seemed like you meant a really quick farter or some kind of split-second, at-will farting contest.  Which would be most of my family.

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write A book,.??????? (none / 0) (#5)
by Observer of Rudeness on Sat Jun 02, 2007 at 06:18:33 PM EST
HAHAHAHA... You write A  Book....???   You cant even Read  A book...

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I'm sure you already know this but... (none / 0) (#6)
by Observer of Rudeness on Thu Jun 21, 2007 at 03:12:26 PM EST
when some one inches up on you like that, don't move up closer to the car in front of you, rather make a bigger distance between you and them.  If you inch up on the car in front of you and for whatever reason the person behind you guns it and hits you, you'll prossibly get sandwhiched between her and the car in front of you.  If you leave a big gap it'll #1  piss off the person behind you (ok, I'm a little evil), #2 leave a nice gap so if the person behind you decides to ram your car at least you won't be sandwhiched.


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Mercedes Diesel (none / 0) (#8)
by NorDac on Tue Jul 10, 2007 at 11:38:30 AM EST
I used to have an old Mercedes Diesel. One of the cylinders was bad. You didn't notice it until you rally hit the gas.

When someone would ride my tail, I would start to pump the gas, raw diesel would start spitting out the tail pipe, with in a few seconds they would start seeing it on their wind shield.

A Actually looked forward to tailgaters. :)
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Tailgating (none / 0) (#9)
by decentman on Sun Sep 09, 2007 at 12:22:07 PM EST
I once completely stopped in a parking lot entrance and sat there while the old dummy behind me waved his fist and screamed. When I saw the dummy in the store (and he knew I was in the car in front of him) he walked by sheepishly and quietly (like most road tough guys will do) ha! ha! ha!

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